Beeping

The beeping NEVER, ever stops here. They beep SO much that its absolutely POINTLESS to have a horn in your car. I mean in the states we usually beep because we're pissed off and the gratification from the push motion lasts for about TWO or three seconds until we get anxiety about the person pulling out a machete as we speed pass them with our heads ducked down. And then there's the whole SAFETY aspect of having a horn in the states, like if you want to inform the idiot parked in front of you not to parallel park while posting on facebook that Dunkins put too much creamer in her coffee today. And then there's the obnoxious PTA mom utilization of the horn....like for letting little Joey know that mom parked by the tire swing today instead of the 2nd telephone pole by the hill next to where Mrs.Barns always picks up little Veronica.

All of these are legitimate reasons for a horn.

Cairo, you have abused your use of the honking horn. Please stop waking me up.